*flings my perfectly toned ass at the screen* do. me. NOW.
Anyone else wanna jingle some bells?
Happy Holidays Everyone!
CAN’T YOU JUST DO THE SAME THING WITH YOUR PANTS
Turn on the AC, Open a window, get me some lube and a towel, and don’t bother me for 6 hours. GOD DAMN
I want to personally thank your suit tailor for the A+ job he did on the thighs area.
awful moments in history when I nearly threw my computer through a window.
My tongue could get cut when I lick that jawline clean, damn son.
When you got arms like that … baby just show me what they can do.